2009!

[goodfangji]

especially to all my Chinese brothers and sisters *cough cough* [/joke] !
Well, I was in England for Christmas and New Year's Eve and flew home today

[Kalladdolf]

The "quote" button is your friend.

[Freddy]

open a text file then type exactally this

:fail
start
goto fail

then save it as a .bat file and open it (make sure to click the all files not just .txt)

Nice. Lol.

thanx did you try it?

No, but thanks to my extensive wealth of programming knowledge and experience (just kidding), I knew what it did.

[zygoth]

I did it on a school computer...Had 136 windows open before I could press Ctrl+Alt+Del . was quite invigorating.

[j2graves]

btw, it's snowing here.

[Game A Gogo]

you love crashing your computer?
do this:

Code: Select all

a:
start mspaint
goto a

it's funny to do this on old computers

[Kalladdolf]

*Digging out old broken win 95 laptop.*
*Preparing for a comment like: "HAY JUST B3C4US 1T'S WIN 95 D0N'T M34N IT'5 B4D!" *

[Game A Gogo]

HAY JUST B3C4US 1T'S WIN 95 D0N'T M34N IT'5 B4D!
*ahem*
How will you run it if you said it's broken?

[Kalladdolf]

The screen is kinda broken. But there is an extra button that resets it (like closing the laptop and then opening it again).
That would make the screen work for half a minute or so.

[Game A Gogo]

ooh!
Yes, I have that problem too with a laptop we used to have
it's the button that detects if the lid is close, if so, shutdown monitor.
try twisting your screen for funky effects

[Kalladdolf]

That's the problem: Those effects occur without my permission and after a while the screen would turn black. =P

[BlarghNRawr]

this is rather long topic...!!

...heh, i in canada and it are snowing TOO MUCH!!
blah, i hate it!
everything melts and then it all COMES BACK AGAIN!!
it has happened like 5 times!!
the snow was like 3 feet deep... T_T
and now its ice and athe keep puting sand on the roads and its not doing anything because ive almost been hit by a car that lost control!...
and this is in southern canada, im just happy im not higher up!


on an unrelated point, in notepad put in shutdown -s -t 60 -c "hahahaha" save as a .bat file and send it to someone!! its very humerous watching them try to get rid of it