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by **MrJolteon** » Sun May 24, 2015 2:01 pm

You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.

Shia LaBeouf.

by **420foxbot** » Sun May 24, 2015 8:55 pm

by **MrJolteon** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:43 am

He's following you, about thirty feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you!

Shia LaBeouf.

by **Turon** » Fri May 29, 2015 7:36 am

Some kind and of werewolf?

by **MrJolteon** » Fri May 29, 2015 1:30 pm

You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face.
My god, there's blood everywhere!

by **Jagmaster** » Fri May 29, 2015 4:29 pm

Is EVERYONE here unfamiliar with The Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf ?

better watch out.

by **MrJolteon** » Fri May 29, 2015 4:37 pm

Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf.
He's brandishing a knife. It's Shia LaBeouf.
Lurking in the shadows.
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods. Shia LaBeouf.
Killing for sport. Shia LaBeouf.
Eating all the bodies.
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

by **DeltaLeeds** » Fri May 29, 2015 4:49 pm

That's why you don't insult his mother. :lol:

EDIT: Not assault but insult

by **MrJolteon** » Fri May 29, 2015 4:51 pm

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on. Hope!
You move stealthily towards it.
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!

by **DeltaLeeds** » Fri May 29, 2015 5:04 pm

Oh shit... bear trap -> Scream -> Damn, the alarm went off!

by **speckford123** » Sat May 30, 2015 1:52 am

You notice a french beret.
Afraid to talk to you.
Approaches quietly.
Hesitant to talk.

Shy LaBeef

by **MrJolteon** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:08 am

Gnawing off your leg.
quiet, quiet
Limping to the cottage.
quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep.
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf!

Sharpening an axe,
Shia LaBeouf
But he doesn't hear you enter.
Shia LaBeouf
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf!

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf.
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf.
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.

by **DeltaLeeds** » Sat May 30, 2015 3:07 pm

speckford123 wrote:You notice a french beret.
Afraid to talk to you.
Approaches quietly.
Hesitant to talk.
Shy LaBeef

HA!!! Nice one :lol:

MrJolteon wrote:Gnawing off your leg.
quiet, quiet
Limping to the cottage.
quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep.
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf!

Sharpening an axe,
Shia LaBeouf
But he doesn't hear you enter.
Shia LaBeouf
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf!

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf.
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf.
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.

The end? Or is it?

by **MrJolteon** » Sat May 30, 2015 8:07 pm

You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
You've beaten
Shia LaBeouf.

by **MrJolteon** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:51 pm

Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu.
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf!

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