by J Maker » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:39 am
Some people believe Chuck Norris evolved from a dinosaur, the Chucknorisaurus.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, he kills.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling BANG!!!
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