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You're walking in the woods
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Sun May 24, 2015 2:01 pmby MrJolteon
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
Shia LaBeouf.
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Sun May 24, 2015 8:55 pmby 420foxbot
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Tue May 26, 2015 8:43 amby MrJolteon
He's following you, about thirty feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you!
Shia LaBeouf.
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 7:36 amby Turon
Some kind and of werewolf?
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 1:30 pmby MrJolteon
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face.
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 4:29 pmby Jagmaster
Is EVERYONE here unfamiliar with The Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf ?
better watch out.
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 4:37 pmby MrJolteon
Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf.
He's brandishing a knife. It's Shia LaBeouf.
Lurking in the shadows.
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods. Shia LaBeouf.
Killing for sport. Shia LaBeouf.
Eating all the bodies.
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 4:49 pmby DeltaLeeds
That's why you don't insult his mother.
EDIT: Not assault but insult
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 4:51 pmby MrJolteon
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on. Hope!
You move stealthily towards it.
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Fri May 29, 2015 5:04 pmby DeltaLeeds
Oh shit... bear trap -> Scream -> Damn, the alarm went off!
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Sat May 30, 2015 1:52 amby speckford123
You notice a french beret.
Afraid to talk to you.
Approaches quietly.
Hesitant to talk.
Shy LaBeef
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Sat May 30, 2015 4:08 amby MrJolteon
Gnawing off your leg.
quiet, quiet
Limping to the cottage.
quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep.
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf!
Sharpening an axe,
Shia LaBeouf
But he doesn't hear you enter.
Shia LaBeouf
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf!
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf.
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf.
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Sat May 30, 2015 3:07 pmby DeltaLeeds
speckford123 wrote:You notice a french beret.
Afraid to talk to you.
Approaches quietly.
Hesitant to talk.
Shy LaBeef
HA!!! Nice one
MrJolteon wrote:Gnawing off your leg.
quiet, quiet
Limping to the cottage.
quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep.
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf!
Sharpening an axe,
Shia LaBeouf
But he doesn't hear you enter.
Shia LaBeouf
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf!
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf.
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf.
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
The end? Or is it?
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Sat May 30, 2015 8:07 pmby MrJolteon
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
You've beaten
Shia LaBeouf.
Re: You're walking in the woods
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Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:51 pmby MrJolteon
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu.
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf!
