Variables? Whats that?

I have to make a variable, (first time to be honest) and I don't know where to start. I don't think the tutorials will work as well as a real person brain.
Well I guess first off I want to know what the buttons on the interface mean. The ones in the blue/teal. I know what integer means (number) but not what a string or real is.
And whats the difference between an actor variable and a global variable?
What is an array? Its a strange word by my books...
What would happen if I saved a variable to a save group? does this save the variable to load some other time?
Sorry... But I have never used a variable before... They seem nasty and very hard to breach the learning curve to success (something intellectual and probably something stupid...
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Thanks! Its ok if you just don't bother to reply and just sit and laught at me... I'm not bothered...
Well I guess first off I want to know what the buttons on the interface mean. The ones in the blue/teal. I know what integer means (number) but not what a string or real is.
And whats the difference between an actor variable and a global variable?
What is an array? Its a strange word by my books...
What would happen if I saved a variable to a save group? does this save the variable to load some other time?

Sorry... But I have never used a variable before... They seem nasty and very hard to breach the learning curve to success (something intellectual and probably something stupid...

Thanks! Its ok if you just don't bother to reply and just sit and laught at me... I'm not bothered...